Yes, I have one!
But if I tell you about it, then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore.
And once my secret is open in front of everyone, I will not be able to perform what I’m being tasked with.
I can’t tell you what it is.
I can’t tell you any names.
I just can’t let anything out about my secret.
So, for the sake of everyone, it is better for you to stay uninformed about my secret.
And you can stay assure that I’m doing what I’m being tasked with.